Pepe le Freak

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Sep 2

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Sep 2

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

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from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

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Sep 2

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Sep 2

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Sep 2

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Sep 1

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Sep 1
vastderp-placeholder:

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I love it when mermaid tails actually follow the physics of how underwater bodies move instead of just flopping clumsily everywhichway.

vastderp-placeholder:

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I love it when mermaid tails actually follow the physics of how underwater bodies move instead of just flopping clumsily everywhichway.

Sep 1
youdidnotseeme:

bluh.

youdidnotseeme:

bluh.

Sep 1
vastderp-placeholder:

poppunk-notcollars:

iamtheralrus:

holy shit.

For the win

THIS IS MY PHILOSOPHY.

vastderp-placeholder:

poppunk-notcollars:

iamtheralrus:

holy shit.

For the win

THIS IS MY PHILOSOPHY.

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Sep 1

whimsicalcircles:

I need you to picture this like I just did. This is one of the people responsible for bringing you delightfully spooky podcast content twice a month.